“I Love My Methamphetamines, but I Hate the Cardiovascular and Neurological Side Effects!”



Are you tired of trying to decide between your health and speed? Do you need a break from worrying whether all that meth is going to leave you permanently retarded and wheezing? Well according to new science your days of worry are over. That’s because tests on mice have found that an exercise routine can significantly counter the long term to permanent and often deadly effects of methamphetamines. Because we all know what health nuts drug addicts are, this study is completely not a total waste of time at all. We at http://www.crazydrugnews.blogspot.com/ have put together a series of exciting meth workout videos. Meth Shape! is on sale now! Don’t delay! You get the meth vacuum your apartment at 3 a.m. workout, you get the meth take apart your computer and put it back together to make sure no one is spying on you workout, you get the run around your downtown area naked workout, and call now and we’ll throw in the meth chase your imaginary bird around your apartment for three hours workout. And all of this for free right now if you tell the elf living under your carpet the secret password that I’m whispering inside your head right now… So don’t just get in shape, get Meth Shape!
http://www.sciencedaily.com/

2 comments:

MA Fat Woman said...

Was the scret word ....uuhhh

BookishDude said...

Now this post made me laugh.