Throughout history the one thing that gave the average guy half a chance of getting his hands on a pair of boobs may be the one thing that takes boobs away. Studies show that women who drink heavily are up to 24% more likely to get breast cancer. Breast cancer sucks, but I’m more worried about me. I mean, if women can’t drink, what chance do guys like me have of feeling up a pair of boobs? The study makes clear that drinking in moderation does not seem to increase the risk of breast cancer. But moderate drinking never lead a girl to make a terrible mistake she would regret later, at least not where I'm concerned. They compared red and white wines to see if there was a difference. Red wines are known to help with many ailments. However there was no silver lining to this story, apparently all kinds of alcohol are equally bad in this case.