More Proof God is Laughing at Men. Alcohol May = Breast Cancer.


Throughout history the one thing that gave the average guy half a chance of getting his hands on a pair of boobs may be the one thing that takes boobs away. Studies show that women who drink heavily are up to 24% more likely to get breast cancer. Breast cancer sucks, but I’m more worried about me. I mean, if women can’t drink, what chance do guys like me have of feeling up a pair of boobs? The study makes clear that drinking in moderation does not seem to increase the risk of breast cancer. But moderate drinking never lead a girl to make a terrible mistake she would regret later, at least not where I'm concerned. They compared red and white wines to see if there was a difference. Red wines are known to help with many ailments. However there was no silver lining to this story, apparently all kinds of alcohol are equally bad in this case.
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6 comments:

Chinaren said...

This news needs to be supressed!

jamaise said...

Hey - remember me from CD? I have been doing this blog thing and don't get over there much. I still get all Joe's goodness in my inbox though.
Just thought I'd say hi - you'd be a great spokes man for the breast cancer society. You and Joe.

amandaheintzelman@gmail.com said...

Keep in mind - the women who die of this type of breast cancer are in their mid-fifties before they even know. And most of them average out at a C-cup... so by the time any of you give a shit they are already dead!!!! .... is that comforting or just mean? ... sorry... it's in the genes.

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