Evil Fetus Frames Mother.



More proof that fetuses have a diabolic plot to someday rule the world. A thirty-one year old pregnant woman was the passenger in a vehicle pulled over by police for illegal window tint. The unborn child quickly took the opportunity to plant 73 bags of heroin around the mother’s waistband. She only wanted the best for her baby, and this is how she is repaid. But that’s not all. The fetus had also stored six more bags of heroin in the trunk, along with a loaded gun and stun gun. The driver, a twenty-seven year old male, did not escape the wrath of the unborn hellion. He was booked on weapons and drug offenses. But on a high note, the charges for illegal window tint may be dropped.

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