David Hasselhoff Hospitalized for Alcohol, Scores .39.



David Hasselhoff is known for his role in Knight Rider and Baywatch, and most recently as a judge on the TV show America’s Got Talent. For those who do not know, a .39 blood alcohol level is basically dead by most human standards, luckily the Knight Rider is hardly human. It would have been cool had his car Kit driven him to the hospital, but instead he was saved by his teenage daughter who found him unconscious on the floor. No word if his teenage daughter is going to get huge boob implants like the chicks on Baywatch, but I will keep you posted. In the meantime Hasselhoff is recovering in a Cedars-Sinai Hospital with his estranged ex-wife Pamela Bach. Reportedly she’s hanging around to make sure she gets alimony for this month. Hasselhoff has a reputation for getting shit-faced then trying to eat stuff on youtube, but he didn’t have any food this time, at least none that could be seen on a youtube clip.

2 comments:

Carl said...

What the hell was he doing at home and being so drunk? Had his daughter not been there, CNN might have another breaking news to shock us all. Oy. Does one really need that much alcohol to have fun or relax???

Dwacon said...

With his money... what a shame.